Perception Check (Tom Cardy) Live Action Cosplay
“On the horizon of this forest path, you see a group of dark-cloaked figures slowly trudging towards you. What do you do?” “My half-orc barbarian braces her greathammer and- That’s a one” “Critical fail. Steve, what do you do?” “Well, I believe in anticipation,
My rogue would try and hide behind a tree- …Okay, I rolled a one” “That’s another critical fail. Tom, what does your human bard do?” “Active Perception Check” “…That’s a natural 20” “Let’s fucking go” I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes These muthafuckas mean to harm us
And they got to go So come on, get ’em now! You picked the wrong day To fuck around with my Tight Crew There’s no escaping it I can perceive you Here’s what we’re gonna do Me and my boys gonna mess you up I rolled a one I rolled a one Fuck!
My boys are otherwise engaged So I’m gonna bring it all myself “Hey, I forgot, you’re supposed to tell me what I see, right?” “Yes, thank you. Let’s just slow it all down a bit. So, you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter-”
“I cast Vicious Mockery, nat 20, let’s go!!” You’re a short muthafucka And nobody likes you SHORT! Everybody says “Look how fucking short that guy is” And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships When you were born, everybody thought that you were just a head But then the doctor said “Wait, this stupid muthafuckin’
Tiny short ass baby got a tiny little itty bitty body and I hate it” “Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of the cloaked figure. Perception check, please” “Nat 20, let’s go!” “You perceive the figure was so short because it was a CHILD” “It’s always a kid…”
“Specifically, the child you’ve been looking for for the last 15 days game time and 5 days of our actual lives” “Okay, I’m sorry, I didn’t know, I’ll be better. His body’s just lying there, right? …Right?” “Yes…? Don’t-” Loot that body Gotta loot that body now Loot that body! Gotta loot that muthafucka!
Play my flute when I loot that dead kid’s body
作るのがとても楽しかったです。 とても寒かったですが、それだけの価値はありました。 楽しむ！ Midnighters Guild をフォローしてください: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/midnightersguild/ Twitter: @MidnightersG 原曲: https://youtu.be/ZjlYFWLUDBQ?si=9vbcQcespLzSt3-E 監督: GreyFox https://greyfox.aqulas 。自分/
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Класс! 🤩🤩🤩
Супер!
Больше видео✨🙏✨
The Theater Kid energy on display is impressive 👍
omg that was glorious
I CAN PERCEIVE YOU
Well done, this deserves more attention.
The fact that it's a recorder instead of a flute is such absolute genius. you were so right for that
"Don't-LOOT THAT BODY!!" 😂 Awesome performance y'all
gorgeous
This is sick!
DM so fucking monke, i love it
🤣🤣🤣
This is wonderful 😂
0:31 i'm laughing but i also can't help but feel threatened
Brilliant and unhinged
fantastic version!
"His body's just lying there, right?"
Cue the most mischievous grin I've ever seen on a human being's face
This is the perfect visualisation of the song and it deserves so much more views. Amazing!
That video is so incredibly funny!! The bard is a really good actress, i love her expressions ❤
This is just great, dunno what else to say
This needs so much more attention. The sass kills. Literally!
That's pretty great. I love the gremlin pose.
this is amazing yall seem like you had so much fun with this, one of the best versions of this song i've seen. incredible work all of yeh ^^
I'm surprised this video doesn't have at least a hundred thousand views.
Полный балдеж, энергия попала в оригинал видоса 🙃
great version, scary person playing the Bard 😨 and also hats' off 👏 to recording it in Real Snow 🥶
Perfect RP of vicious mockery
That was perfect. Congratulations
T-Bagging the body as you loot it is such a Bard thing to do 😂
I love how everyone looks so done with the Bard at the end, just the small details that make it so much better