地下室の少年たちからメリークリスマス | 地下ヤード #430

Merry Christmas From The Basement Boys | The Basement Yard #430

Welcome back to the B Merry Christmas everyone welcome God no malcome in the middle Merry Christmas welcome back to the basement yard merrily merrily through the snow Christmas Bells Are Ringing I don’t know that song what what is that I know over the river and through the woods to Grandma’s house we go that’s I don’t

Think it’s a Christmas song I think it’s just like a winter cool like winter song never heard of that song in my life really nope what oh oh sorry your [ __ ] Christmas knowledge starts and stops at Mariah Carey maybe [ __ ] read a book I know Bing Crosby I don’t think

I don’t know how those things who do who do who do and Mikey boobs Mikey boobs oh the boobs yeah dude dude love boobs guys in his era of just like I don’t know if you saw he was on barol I’m I can’t do

It I I wish I could sing like him I’m Dreaming no that wasn’t very good suck too Mike boobs don’t don’t I didn’t suck I could sing better than you yeah probably give me give me give me a give me a I’m dreaming of a white Christmas

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas well you know you want me to sing it what song were you singing what’s it called marily merily Christmas Mells Are Ringing you said that’s not a Christmas song you literally just said Christmas I don’t remember I don’t remember no the over

The river and through the woods to Grandmother’s house we go Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer that one’s wild Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer hey hey walking home from our house Christmas Eve is that the lyrics you made your grandma walk home you can say there’s no such thing as

Santa but as for me and Grandpa we believe that’s crazy making your grandma walk casual manslaughter while your grandmother walks home and Grandpa like where was he and he didn’t leave with her wait that’s not the lyrics yes it is dude grandma got ran over by a reindeer

Walking home from our house or maybe driving home but why would she get run over walking I mean driving she can’t get run over if she’s driving Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer lyrics maybe she was in one of those like wheelchairs like Steven Hawkins Grandma Got Run Over by a

Reindeer walking home from our house on Christmas Eve you can say there’s as for me and S we believe so they made this old [ __ ] walk home by herself the grandpa stayed is like I’m going to chill Honestly though whatever dude I mean you got she got to use those legs

You don’t want some [ __ ] like you how do you get run over by a reindeer they’re supposed to be flying yeah they’re in the sky Grand she she putting lights up what’s going on yeah what she she took a Magic Carpet there honestly if she was on the roof she kind of

Deserved to be hit that’s all I’m going to say she’s not walking home on the roof maybe she had to go like get something up there like she forgot something up there oh yeah maybe she forgot part of the chimney what are you talking about yeah how did she get

That’s a really good question walking home it’s Christmas and you’re making your old [ __ ] Grandma walk home she’s probably demented and you’re making them walk oh that’s why she got you know how like oh boy you know how like old people go missing and they’ll like they’ll find

Them like at a bus stop screaming at like a pigeon yeah yeah yeah like what if it was one of those like she she was walking home from your house on Christmas Eve because she forgot her [ __ ] Focus Factor medicine you know what I’m saying what is that it was a

Medicine for dementia that my grandmother took oh but she would literally she’d forget to take it yeah how do they how do they figure that out I don’t know and then she got like the pill box that would say the days yeah but she then she just like her instead

Of her brain being like oh okay then her brain just forgot the days of course you know so really they’re tough you know I pray for the day that I forget the days you know oh I don’t that’s going to be sad dude you won’t know you’re right

That’s actually kind of cool you know what’s really cool the pill things dude I’m not even kidding I see them in the store and I’m like I want that I’m I’m not even kidding I kind of want one of those just to put I don’t just put

Multivitamins in it just like Tic Tacs or like a little candy no no no no something like a multivitamin because I I can’t tell you how many times like I’ll take a multivitamin and just be like oh [ __ ] did I take that like I don’t I don’t remember the days they

They they they blend together blend together and it’s hard well the thing is that our jobs are so taxing on our bodies it is so hard people don’t realize how hard it is to be a podcaster you guys listen let me let me key you in

On our life it’s just like when I get home I’m just like oh those two days a week that we work are so Longs you you try exactly working 4 hours a day that’s what I’m saying you try it yeah do you ever see that there’s some [ __ ] like Boston like hyper

Boston like girl in like makeup influencer and there’s like a clip of her and she’s like you think being an influen is not had I I finished work at 520 today all right you try it and it’s like pretty standard that’s every day pretty standard but here’s the

Difference between you and I is that I understand A Hard Day’s Work [ __ ] I had jobs pizzas oh that I I kind of I was a little jealous of that job I’m going to be honest really yo free pizza yeah I was eating yo I was eating the

Barbecue slices like a [ __ ] back then you love like beaten off [ __ ] pizza slices off the beaten path that’s what I meant to say slices I mean it’s not that crazy it’s a barbecue chicken slice just eat pizza dude I eat pizza too just eat

No no no pizza sorry I like to mix it up sometimes so you’re not but you’re not eating pizza you’re just eating an Open Face Sandwich that’s what you’re eating that’s why I hate all this [ __ ] like give me B look listen I understand like chicken bacon ranch pizza I understand

Buffalo how the [ __ ] do you understand that not what listen I understand Buffalo uh barbecue chicken pizza too but just stop calling at Pizza it’s not pizza it’s just an open-faced sandwich would that make you better would you sleep better yeah I would be less upset

About it well the world doesn’t give you what you want all the time so shut up and suck it up Merry Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas to you Merry Christmas by the way can I ask you a serious question no do you get yourself something for Christmas cuz I I

Know I see you’re touting that that new Rolex that you haven’t stop I’m not taking this off of my body I for I don’t blame you I don’t blame you but serious do you buy like do you do that like either for your birthday or Christmas

Like I’m going to get myself a gift no I’m actually like uh my family is usually like I they won’t let me buy anything like November December because they’re like if just don’t get it exact same yeah so like don’t buy anything so like CU if I say that I want something I

Was like oh I need like you know whatever then it’s like all right don’t [ __ ] buy it so I you know yeah exact same I but I did buy this cuz I I bought it because I was like you know it’s around Christmas and also uh like the

Tour and stuff so I was like which by the way holy [ __ ] we didn’t even [ __ ] mention this yeah oh oh oh oh oh the tour the tour tour little tour that we anounced the first three shows sold out in like 10 hours wild crazy crazy I I I’m not

Kidding I did not pray to the Lord go to the father Son and the Holy Jesus Jerry who’ you say Jerry sein father Son and the Holy Jesus wrong Frank it’s the Holy Spirit that’s right it was on Father the Son it was on the tip of Tong Spirit why is father in

The head and the son is in the stomach because of the chest I think it’s like meant to be like in his balls still no bro you don’t go father son down here you don’t son you don’t son it who who who for the father and no not for the

Father I hate the people is it to the father for the father to the son you’re asking a person from the father to the Son and the Holy Spirit no in the name of the father I’m an idiot oh I hate the people like uh that like do it so quick

That they just look like they’re like doing a circle yeah they’re just like the Greeks they go crazy they do like six in a row and you’re like bro what is this like very very weird but whatever but yeah Merry Christmas the tour that’s our gift to ourselves yeah

That’s our gift to ourselves as we announced the the three shows right gone yeah yeah that was crazy I and you remember when we went to see the V the venue cuz we could talk about it now yeah I looked and I was like dude I

Don’t think we could sell this house cuz it’s big it’s a big place it’s big 30,000 people no it’s not 30,000 people that would be insane that would be nuts but uh yeah man it’s it’s pretty crazy and uh that’s our good our Christmas gift to ourselves what do you what does that

Mean what do we give to ourselves we were gotten we got GI well not a little self-care never hurt nobody you know like every time like whether it be Christmas or my birthday I always say like you know what this year I’m going to get my self a gift so what did you

Get yourself this year I I here’s the thing got it by the time comes that I remember it’s time where I’m ordered to stop buying stuff for myself got it so I can’t so get something that you haven’t told anyone I don’t I don’t know how to like

I’m a pretty open book like my hob you don’t shut up about everything you want is that what you’re saying [ __ ] you that’s what I’m saying [ __ ] you what do you mean I don’t show I’m an open book people it’s easy to buy for me all right

I like what I like and that’s what I like you know what I like what I like and that’s what I like that was very Popeye of me it was very like uh but uh yeah man it’s it’s crazy Merry Christmas Merry Christmas to those who celebrate if you don’t

Celebrate you’re right it’s a good holiday it’s a really good one dude I’m sorry listen hanukkah’s cool too hanuk is pretty cool big fan of minoras I don’t know much about K Quanza but I am told it’s pretty cool and I do like the color scheme I do too yeah pretty of all

The of all the holidays they’re in this like time of the year Kwanza has the best color scheme for sure I mean Christmas is two colors [ __ ] sucks yeah and and K Quanza has two colors too Hanukkah you mean who did I say Kwanza oh Hanukkah yeah yeah yeah did you see

The video someone asked for a cameo from Smokey Robinson oh Chuka happy chanuka I don’t know what chanuka is it’s like dude come on I mean you’re a full grown adult I mean what once you see like the spelling of something it could throw you off like the first time I saw the

Spelling of yamaka I was like what is this yarmi you a yarmo I thought it was remember that comic strip that had like a dog marmaduk marmaduk I was like is this like what is this like happy marmaduk day I didn’t know an actual thing yeah chanuka by the

Way you ever play with a drel no it’s not bad mad fun mad Fun’s crazy because it’s just a little top but like I imagine back in the day but it’s a square top kind of it’s square but it’s got a point on it it’s kind of cool you

Never played with drle us to play with drel when I was like third grade they had him at lunch and we would just spin them I had tops dude like I had tops I didn’t have drel you ever play with a [ __ ] beblade oh [ __ ] dude yeah dude I

Put that son of a [ __ ] on and I [ __ ] let that [ __ ] rip you know like I’m straight out of the cartoon yeah why were like like Japanese like toy and card and game shows so big when we were kids you notice that I think it’s it’s become

Bigger now with like manga and like anime and stuff like that but like like bro I threw a [ __ ] Yu-Gi-Oh card on the desk once like I was yui versus Pegasus I used to I used to go like this I us kind of do that and [ __ ] yeah

Yeah you have no idea who I’m going to summon now in attack mode you know and [ __ ] throw down a dark magician yeah I know I know all the cards dude are you I me I know I know a couple of Yu-Gi-Oh monsters give me 10 blue eyes white

Dragon yes Exodia Exodia Dark Magician gay Guardian gay Guardian blue eyes white dragon you already said that did I yes [ __ ] um pot of greed yes yeah I remember that one you’re five in there’s there’s red eyes black dragon oh there’s ton dragon that I don’t know

You don’t remember pekas just had the toune pack I loved gate Guardian really that’s weird I actually don’t know if I can name 10 there was water rtics who the [ __ ] that sounds like a there was there was a girl magician oh it was kind of [ __ ] up

They called her girl magician though like just call it something like be a little more PC you know why is that I don’t know sounds not right girl magician yeah that’s like calling you know like a a like it would be like oh

That the man is a cop and the woman is a [ __ ] BDSM lawmaker [ __ ] you know like that’s what people would say does anyone know what the [ __ ] he talk about I have no idea what you mean by that never mind never mind yeah you’re not

You’re not all there today you had a rough morning oh my God oh my God yeah this idiot [ __ ] sitting over there my dog can I can I scream at him too no Frankie don’t you [ __ ] dare can I hey Charlie okay don’t you dare do it

Otherwise I will come to your house and I will yell at your daughter for keeping me up at night like you do makes no sense you’ve never been kept up at Night by my daughter and he’s never bothered you Charlie don’t wake him up he’s sleeping oh all right okay all right

Plus if he walks over my dog last night I am in my bed playing video games Charlie’s l you [ __ ] it wasn’t during the night you [ __ ] little lying [ __ ] not a liar you dirt [ __ ] you want to go through the text messages I asked this [ __ ] [ __ ] to

Play with me last night it was night the [ __ ] sun goes down at 4:30 I got off at 7 I still don’t believe it that’s true I was playing with a mie we got off a tell your [ __ ] story so anyway we’re playing and then I’m like all right I’m

Getting off so I I I get off and I’m just sitting in my bed on the on the phone and I’m like what is that and I smell like the worst possible thing in the world it smell it’s like you ever take a permanent marker and put it in

Your nostril and just let her rip oh watch this absolutely not because I’m not a [ __ ] meth addict what’s wrong with you I you’ve never been curious of what have marker smelled yeah but I haven’t shoved it up my nose I’m not shoving it up I’m being [ __ ] joke I’m

Being comedy being comedy joke yeah oh all right okay so like you’ve smelled one though and it has that reaction where it kind of like stings a little it burns yeah so it’s like that almost but it smells like two permanent markers dipped in a diarrhea in one whole

Diarrhea oh so he’s got did he he shhot he did not [ __ ] his pants thankfully he wears pants he doesn’t no but he got so he gets up I’m like yo Charlie move you [ __ ] stink and then I just see a thing a thing of what it’s like his anal gland

Leaked yeah Charlie anal glanded all over my [ __ ] bed dude I want to cry it was so disgusting and I was like don’t [ __ ] tell so it was a pool of just leak yeah butt leak it was a leaky puddle of so like when they say that like gay men

Get [ __ ] in the butt so much that they leak that’s not what ha no that’s not no that’s different these are dogs Frank they’re not gay men dogs could be gay dude I’ve heard that they can be gay um but I was I had

To make sure that it was what I I think it was so I had to get I sniffed it I almost threw up I’ve I don’t gag like I don’t well okay there you go I actually have a horrible gag reflex no but like he DED

I can I can’t brush my tongue go go go um go two fingers down we always have to test it go I’m go go go go no are you going to clean up the vomit cuz I’m not Charlie will eat it he will you know it

I know disgusting um but he anal glanded all over my [ __ ] bed and uh I was like ew disgusting gross icky on your bed yeah oh you can’t sleep there for another year well I took this [ __ ] sheet off and you threw him out uh no I

Didn’t throw him out I’m just gonna yeah yeah timeout what oh you’re calling in a reliever no it sounds like oh there is a dirty dish that gets a little bit of mold on it porcelain dish nonp porous yeah and you toss it your dog fullon

Spray peas butt all over your sheets and you’re like oh whatever yeah H you’re you’re seeing the inconsistencies here right probably yeah yeah you’re seeing how you’re basically just a walking [ __ ] idiot yeah okay all right just wanted to make sure we’re on the same page but I had to take him

To the vet this morning not the vet you take him to like the groomer and they just like they got to like squeeze out the whatever’s in his anal oh we [ __ ] on the um uh the comedian told us about this Emma Wilman oh what anal gland yeah

[ __ ] so you had your wait what do you mean squeeze like I paid $27 to have my dog go to the groomer the same G that he was just at not too long ago and then they put him on a table and they shove

Their hand in his ass get no no and they squeeze his glands is in his ass what glands dude there’s ass gland anal gland what what glands what’s in there it’s it’s in his anal cavity I don’t know dude you’re [ __ ] so all right so you

Pimped your [ __ ] poor dog out for $27 to go get finger blasted I didn’t get $27 that would be pimping I was I had to pay oh so it was a jiggalo then that or jiglet jiglet what’s a female jiggly puff what’s a female jiggo prostitute hooker prostitute that’s it that’s it

All right I like jiglet that sounds a little funnier to me it does uh so it sounds like good like ice cream and he was like cool with it first of all he wouldn’t even get out of the [ __ ] car cuz he’s smart and he

Knew where we were we pulled up and he was like yeah cuz he knew you were going to get him [ __ ] you know knuckled deep he didn’t know he was going to get fingered this morning you clearly he didn’t get out of the car for a reason Joey I think it traumatized

Him though because he wouldn’t he he’s very hesitant he’s a little right now yeah he’s sleeping cuz he’s like I’ve had a long he feels betrayed by you I don’t blame him I had to help him bro dude you you got him [ __ ] someone put three fingers in your dog’s ass that

Gets paid minimum wage probably no one knows how many fingers were in there there’s multiple people that know I think it’s two you’re not going to fit three too many yeah I mean too many but otherwise it gets infected I like how you’re saying it’s two they can’t fit

Three is if they’re not going in there and [ __ ] popping butt pimples in your dog’s [ __ ] I actually don’t know how they do don’t look it up you have to look it up now don’t look it up or look you have to now you have to um how to

Express this is wild because there’s someone that’s watching this on Christmas morning Christmas Day poof it it’s not it’s not it’s not it’s not it’s not a whoa dude yeah all right I just hit images I hit images I’m good I’m good I’m good no no no no no no no

No no I I imagine I imagine oh she’s in there oh no no no no no no Merry [Laughter] Christmas Merry Christmas everyone oh my God at least this is exactly Oh Come Oh Ye Faithful joyful and triumphant oh come down to Bethlehem to I I’m I’m not

I’m keeping eye contact directly with you I’m not looking at it that’s what I assume it’s like looking in the eyes of Medusa I’ll turn a stone if I see that so I’ll just read off what it says lift up the tail and take about an inch on

Each side of the anal opening an inch on each side how big is your [ __ ] dog take an inch yeah my dog’s ass is smaller than this take an inch that’s that’s about it’s about half average right lift up the tail and take about an inch on each side of the anal opening

Use your index finger and thumb and pinch squeeze the area on both sides of the anal opening gently compress the area until see small amounts of liquid coming out dude yo [ __ ] God you may have to repeat the step once or twice so you go in wait what you’re

Milking your dog you’re milking your dog’s butthole dude oh so what you do is dude this is wild now this is coming out on Christmas Merry Christmas I hope no one’s drinking eggnog right now oh god oh that just got my spit thick what what the [ __ ] you never heard that

Saying no cuz it’s not it is a yeah it is sorry you’re not in your [ __ ] small world but yeah so I guess you just kind of go up to it and you pop it like a pimple essentially like you go over to his butt like let’s say this is his butt

Right that’s definitely not his butt you could you couldn’t do this you couldn’t no cuz I have to no you don’t so you have to get to the side of it and go like this unbelievable how you didn’t go with the obvious choice just kind of go

In there and just [ __ ] no I don’t think you go in you definitely go in dude well that guy was in for sure bro please I just need you to look at this no look at me no no no no no no no I Joey I’m not breaking eye contact with

You I want one better I’m not even going to look away from the camera I have really good peripheral vision so this is going to be somehow worse no no no no no this isn’t this isn’t what you think it is it’s a white woman I don’t want to

See it no no no trust me trust me trust me just this is so funny though Frankie come on please just look we’re doing the whole thing just just read look at this it’s like a YouTube thumbnail and it’s a woman going like this holding her dog’s

Tail his [ __ ] right there how you doing just like this hey like she’s holding up a prize fish I know this is going to be a clip how to please make Joey the one whose face is near the dog [ __ ] no you can’t put dogs [ __ ]

On Instagram and [ __ ] blur it out a little bit pixelated it a little bit but Joy’s full in dogs [ __ ] dude so yeah anyway it was a big that’s the worst morning I’ve ever heard of my a big anal morning for sure how how big just for him dude just

For him how how big are we talking it was I mean it was an anal morning for sure realistically I wouldn’t do anal in the morning that’s crazy can they do anal gland Milking for men boys I don’t think we have glands there so why do

They dog human I I like what the [ __ ] he hears us talking about him and he’s pissed dude I don’t blame him you took your dog to just be hoarded out you paid someone you’re like those like weird [ __ ] like fathers that are just like on a vacation with their like

13-year-old son and they’re like I’ll buy you a hooker come on that’s not what happens that’s exactly what happened also what about you you willingly walked into one of these places and let one of these old men finger you it’s true first of all what do you mean these places you

Mean a doctor’s office yeah like a hosital don’t don’t don’t don’t equate me going and getting my prostate checked like a good [ __ ] person to you take dragging your dog out of a [ __ ] high-end SUV into a place where he’s going to get his [ __ ] inside smash for his own

Good and it’s and it is medical I didn’t go in there trying to make him [ __ ] orgasm just get the Glam removed dude fry are you do you have the dumbest solution sometimes are they like are they not like tonsils I’m I’m asking so why are you

Saying it like it’s fact though I I said get them removed yeah you said get them removed not can you get them removed you just made it seem like oh he’s got a problem with his ass cut his ass off then no more problem you could you could

Do that you could sew it up and get a colostomy bag for him I’m sure they make doggy colostomy bags yeah and that would be cool now I’m changing [ __ ] bags way better than your dog [ __ ] leaking [ __ ] juice all over your bed and I fixed the problem this morning dumbass

Yeah until next time Chief then we got to go back another $27 down the drain this dog is how how often do you get it done that’s the second time in his life so you’ve had him for what five years seven seven years it’s a lot of money dude 50

Bucks probably 50 bucks I didn’t even have to go to the vet you go to the vet they get in there and they’re like well you walked in that’s $300 they should they should be able to have health insurance policies where you can put your pets on it oh that exists you [ __ ]

[ __ ] stupid [ __ ] this kid thought he invented pet insurance like the [ __ ] they have to get surgeries and medication sometimes I thought it was just like you pay money like you like there’s pet insurance I didn’t know that I didn’t know I’m sorry is it like the

Insurance where like you can like insure your legs or something we should insure what the hell are are you talking about we should insure our voices dude insure them yeah like JLo has her legs insured or some [ __ ] like that there’s why would she have her legs inur she’s not a

Soccer player no but like it’s part of her thing is like her legs and butt I think Rihanna also has like her butt or something insured what does that mean if if she hurts her but so if something happens to it she gets like a big lump

It’s like life insurance dude but for your [ __ ] so you should well not not for him because his asshole’s already torn his shreds because of what you did to him this morning but like you and I should get voice Insurance God forbid anything happens to our voice I think

That’s a thing in like going to lose our voice like Ariel from The Little Mermaid you never know you never know if a big [ __ ] octopus comes by and says that they can give us you know a happier she wasn’t that big dude she was big whoa

Come on brother I feel like you’re body shaming an octopus come on brother call it how you see it yeah you smashing Ursula honestly not no not no take she came out poor unfortunate Souls I’m [ __ ] I’m naked by the end of it eight hands not even hand two hands eight T

Legs tense tense nope tell me you don’t know T no it’s I almost said testicles I almost did but T wow do you know the word or you’re like no no no I know it’s on the tip of my tongue yeah tent tentacles tentacles okay okay okay test

I said almost said testicles yeah it’s like the time you couldn’t remember baboon you’re like Bo that was real no mine was real that was super real mine was real I just had a my my brain just farted what did I say I said bamboon bamboon so stupid dude dude kind of

Ursula kind of dude slapping it around right that’s what I’m talking about yeah she’s also got a [ __ ] thick lips too dump truck dude she probably got big old fat bags I think she does look at the bags good for her you can see the bags she’s per she’s

Purple don’t really care about that much yeah me neither but funny that it was based off of a drag queen so we’re basically saying we’d [ __ ] a guy can women be drag queens yeah they’re called drag Kings aren’t they this is not a joke no no no I know there’s drag racers

There’s dra there are drag racers Ben diesel is not a drag queen he’s a drag racer um all right here we go here we go here we go drag Kings yeah dude a drag King woman female performance artists who dress in masculine drag and oh they do

Dudes they D they’re dudes yeah that’s what I’m saying oh I didn’t know I’ve never seen that do they have the same kind of M that one in the middle kind of looks like you that’s wild let me see okay that’s an insane reaction this probably doesn’t look like

Me at all Frankie that looks nothing like me kind of literally nothing kind of looks like you dude not even that’s got to be a hurt to Your Ego that like a drag King looks like you like that’s how basically overthe toop white you look well now we’re being offensive on

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Dude can I ask you a question nope why do we keep doing that uh but have you ever kissed under a mistletoe yeah absolutely I’ve never done that I’ve kissed under a mistletoe before never I got a I got a real mistl toe once where what are they they’re plants dude

They’re just like little plants where do they grow I don’t know where they actually grow but like I we like Target or someone was selling them where’d you put them above your door that’s that’s weird at my house it’s like where I live now there’s like no like entrance way

Like really besides like the door cuz it’s it’s all open concept yeah but why would you have a why would you put it above a doorway it’s so much kissing oh no what if the mailman comes in for a sec then he has to then well why is your

Mailman coming into your place he’s got to pee your mailman that’s what they do ah can I piss I like saw my mailman out in public once not in his like uniform is that what it is uniform costume what is it it’s a uniform okay and I like scared

Him I was like oh [ __ ] dude and he was like literally he he like backed up like what and I was like you look so familiar he’s like uh I do mail I was like you’re a mailman he wasn’t happy with me I do mail yeah he I don’t think he wanted to

I am mail we last year gave him like a gift card for Christmas oh that’s nice it was and he literally he went thanks and he and he just kept going on his mail broud yeah like stop and just say thank you so much you know weird we left

Like uh during the holiday season we left like bottles of water and chips out there for them because they work a lot dude you know didn’t care he just kind of kept going on his day so you heard her here first folks the mail not the nicest people in the world interesting I

Have like garage and like this is the first time I lived in a building with a a front desk and you have to like tip those guys yeah you got but there’s a rotating cats of a bunch but also like serious question I’ve been to your building a couple times they’ve never

Stopped me no but I but like what do they do I know like doorman in the city like open the door they they get the elevator for you you know they’ll help you with your bags sometimes they do that cuz when I walk trck like there’s like a revolving door

But then there’s also a regular door so if I’m they see me coming with the dog sometimes they run over and open up the door um most of the time they don’t but what they do do do do sweet poop uh is they accept all the packages so they

Have to like organize all the packages and whatever and okay that makes sense yeah but it’s not like a crazy job the and the garage attendant into and it’s like you’re supposed to tip these people a lot right I don’t know I mean if it’s like that many people that do the front

Door you could just just like just get get them like a like a $50 gift card to Duncan and say like use it amongst yourselves you know like something like that I think I think I just may get like bottles of wine but not anything like too crazy and just like give cheap

Bottles of wine Jo they probably just want cash though right yeah but then you got to give out [ __ ] how much cash to how many people I know that’s the thing and the garage thing there’s only two people that I’m that I would give money to cuz I only recognize those too but

There’s like a rotating cast of people that I don’t really see I have to say if any of them are Hispanic and you don’t give them money you’re racist well no the one who’s like my dude because when my car had a flat or whatever we were

Like I had to go up and down from my apartment to the garage a thousand times that kid I would I’d like know um and there’s one other person who works at the garage who’s also Spanish you know him but the front desk guy actually there’s three front desk guys there you

Go he’s [ __ ] now you got to pay everybody that’s that’s the that is the curse of being big business billionaire boy shut the [ __ ] that’s what you have to do shut the [ __ ] Joey I don’t know if you saw this Doritos is coming out with

A liquor I did see that on Twitter dude buy it what’s buy it it’s sold out I already tried I already tried trust me babe [ __ ] pieces of [ __ ] and I saw and so basically Doritos officially partnered with this company I don’t remember their name I think it’s like

Emerald or something like that and they like infused it with like their actual [ __ ] chips it probably tastes like [ __ ] that was going to be my question for you yeah dog [ __ ] really I don’t want cheesy vicker why not gross hear me out you ready I’m going to hear you in dude it’s

Gross a bloody mary oh and the Vodka you use is that vodka a little Savory a little mommy a little salty mommy who mommy oh I think you said Mommy I was like what well yeah sure Mommy too me mommy could be in there that sounds good right I don’t

Know what other drinks would you make what is it AV vodka yeah I don’t know if it’s VI it said liquor so it could just be like a a spirit of you know indiscriminate you know origin but this kind of I I kind of want it I’m not

[ __ ] with it why not I don’t want to be Dorito how about this a martini with blue cheese olives nacho cheesei I got them for days I hate martinis why because you’re just drinking straight up [ __ ] one I don’t love olives either love olives so like

Olives and vodka I things I’m not crazy about I crushed atini the other night at dinner espresso martinis I [ __ ] with those oh you’re such a [ __ ] like you you do this to yourself you do it espresso martinis you’re basic dude oh and you’re so cool cuz you drink

Tea coolest guy in the land oh guys guys just so different you’re so eclectic you’re so eclectic I like to collect I like to drink tea and I hate coffee and I hate espresso martinis do you enjoy anything that everyone else likes I don’t hate anything exactly except your

[ __ ] stupid idiot face right now my idiot face yeah why I don’t hate coffee I just don’t drink it I choose not to drink it espresso martinis though come on you know what you’re doing what is wrong with them it’s just it’s the the world’s drink right now everyone drinks them then they’re

Good are they so you’re not going to drink it because the world’s drinking I had it oh oh no no no no no no I’ve had it before cool not not great he’s so cool and contrarian he doesn’t follow the grain oh you’re such a rebel dude I

I I want I want to [ __ ] go I’m going to find a way to hurt you [ __ ] guy I’m going to find a way to hurt you they’re good dude Charlie wake up they’re just good wake up Charlie don’t wake up my dog he’s had a long morning

Got his [ __ ] puckered is there a drink that you would have with this nacho cheese drink yeah I mean I would just take a shot of it cuz I want to like feel the cheese oh it probably tastes nothing like it to be honest that’s the grossest way I’ve

Ever hearde to feeles should put that on the on the on the [ __ ] bottle feel the cheese the nacho cheese I don’t know why I haven’t stopped thinking about in one of our like more recent episodes you said dude I don’t know eggs and it’s so

It’s so funny but I don’t I don’t know the difference between eggs it’s so funny to me um speaking of cheese what I don’t eat cheese oh yeah [ __ ] oh Greg has to try this what will that do to his [ __ ] insides oh I don’t eat cheese I don’t really

Cheese people commenting on it he sent us a screenshot he’s like all right I see you Frank he goes he’s like how do people know about this already it’s the basement yard cool that’s how people know also people love when you try to say basement yard at the end of the episode you’re

Like B Min B Min God are there any foods whether it be snacks Foods or candies or anything that you would Infuse into alcohol and like be a fan of candy mhm pretty much any candy I did I did the Skittles I remember you made me had it

And it wasn’t you made me had it it wasn’t good no no it was just I I about gummy bears I’ve had gummy bears gummy bear I’ve got very drunk off of those like alcohol you like jello shots they’re okay but they’re a little too like I’m showing people how I would suck

Dick while I’m trying to drink alcohol oh I was going to say [ __ ] but oh yeah that too well what kind of jello shots are you taking that you’re just like like I’m I’m like fing and looking at yeah but it’s like you’re like putting it in and you’re just

Like that’s how you would do it ew there I know sucks at sucking dick dude teach me your ways you suck dick Su a little too it’s a little too like performative to get my alcohol like just give it to me in an easier way I have a

Whole method when I do jello shots it’s like you you Rim it you got to you do that’s what you do you got to put your tongue in down hard oh and like cut through it like on the side and then you go and then you turn the whole thing

Like a tuna can give me your top three jell like colors yeah oh blue yes probably red and green oh green yeah what what’s wrong with green orange dude oh orange is pretty good too that’s probably like the only orange thing that I like honestly green is so dog [ __ ]

It’s crazy oh I don’t know bro especially when it’s a [ __ ] Jello-O shot it’s like it just tastes like vodka such dog [ __ ] um I like jello shots though I they’re okay but like they’re a little like I need to like sit there and

Work for it like I don’t want to do that you know what’s fun putting Jello-O in front of your teeth you here we go here comes a sucking freak Here Comes freak sucker McGee no but like you put it in front of your teeth and then you suck it

Through your teeth there it is I told you but it finds little holes in your teeth and it goes through I told you the freak is that fun the sucker freak and then I like pushing it out the yeah you do you do because you’re a [ __ ]

Weirdo like you like that too I do I can’t even lie I do I’m not going to lie so fun I I uh I judge how like healthy my mouth is if I can like you know like that you know what I’m saying judge how

Healthy it is yeah just like if I can like sque like if I can squeeze air out of like my two front teeth I’m like oh this a good mouth what about Michael straan uh he got him fixed did he he gave he got rid of what did he really

Yeah he got it fixed he’s he [ __ ] betrayed his [ __ ] idiot tooth Brethren yeah dude speaking of Micha go strayan kind of this new thing on on Tik talk I can’t get behind it dude this guy bivo bro dude I can’t I can’t if you guys

Have not seen this guy freaks me out go on Tik Tok and it’s like a Vio bro British SL maybe Jama Jamaican I’m not quite sure white guy who tries and rates food but no exaggeration he puts it in takes one like and he swallows it but he swallows

It like you’re trying to swallow a baseball like he swallows It Go he goes his head goes down and he’s like oh [ __ ] like every time he swallows I’m like is he choking yeah I kind and he chews like the worst person you’ve ever met he’s like he literally like oh it’s like

Nails on a chalkboard oh you know what I hate about that [ __ ] is that there’s always beans on his plate I’m like this [ __ ] is so British yeah [ __ ] British people love chill with the beans bro beans brown sauce and potatoes like they’re not an every meal type of thing

Chill with the beans I can’t talk [ __ ] though I do love beans baked beans bushes baked beans they’re they’re fine yeah I think black beans better better than fine okay oh wa you like black beans the best nice trying to apologize it’s all my white guilt I love black beans they’re the best

I can’t be racist I love black be what do you mean I’d have voted for Obama a third time if I could I’m not racist I love black beat dud I can’t get behind this bivo guy I’m sure he may be possibly a nice guy but like seems like

A nice guy but he’s got weird eating habits he puts a whole sauces in his mouth choose his mouth opens and closes twice and then he swallows the thing and he goes that was pretty good I’m like how could you taste it he’s like oh it’s seasoned well it’s like it didn’t even

Hit your tongue by the by the time you swallow it it gets a chew and then it goes straight back this guy’s like swallowing pills but it’s food dude it’s insane wild also if it’s something like rice or whatever he didn’t even chew ain’t a chew there

Ain’t a chew he did one where he took rice and Curry and just went right right back yeah he he swallowed the spoon I couldn’t believe it and I refuse wild shout out to bivo though man all right so what candies I’m going to name some

Candies and snacks and you tell me if you would drink a liquor infus with this flavor you ready go nerds okay yeah what do you mean okay yeah uh they’re all right I don’t really like what do you want mik and iikes that would taste good mhm anything that’s fruit based

Twix no chocolate caramel maybe chocolate liquor yeah have you not had chocolate liquor you you’re sitting here talking about having espresso martinis that’s coffee it’s I believe it’s made with like a chocolate Lor do you no it’s coffee Lor dumbass all right good try oh no I’m sorry I got

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Lemonade out there in the world now it’s killing people and I don’t mean to say that would allegedly allegedly allegedly no people are dying from this [ __ ] lemonade allegedly Joey careful who who’s going to come after me Panera Bread yeah yeah probably allegedly killing people here’s what I’ll say about pan [ __ ] grenade

In a bread bow yeah which like the idea of bread ball is really cool dude unbeli like you can’t be mad at a bread bowl no no no and I like what’s the thing it’s like the spinach dip with the bread my mom makes my mom so hard dude I [ __ ] with

That I wish all of my plates were edible bread why don’t we make more edible plates dude hey who’s the people that make cups even plastic cup plastic or paper plates Dixie or whatever they’re called yeah yeah make it edible edible paper plate and napkins I want to wipe

My face with something and then eat it I got sauce on my face I wipe a bread napkin and then I eat it yeah that would be a pretty good [ __ ] great like if it was like and it doesn’t need to be anything crazy like what do they use to make like the

Eucharist [ __ ] God knows the body of Christ right is that what you’re talking about the body of Christ amen how dare you in the in the name of the father son holy spirit amen I’m sorry I’m sorry but or amen whatever whatever it is I don’t

Care amen amen I I think you definitely need to make more edible Cutlery and like plates and cups and [ __ ] like that dude if my Fork was made of bread it wouldn’t last dude what was it Charlie uh um Charlie and the Chocolate Factory the original one the one with Jean uh

Jean Wilder remember he takes like a sip of something and he eats the cup yes oh yeah I like that dude I want an edible cup so bad I guess you can make like Jello-O cups well when I was in um Chicago and also uh I think when I was

In yeah when I was in in Denver there was certain bars I think it’s this one bar federales I think the name is but they have ice shots so like the shot comes in like an ice cube shot glass and you drink it and you throw it at a bell

Fire dude like a Gong it’s like a Gong I think nothing I want more than being able to create like havoc and Mayhem with like safy dude I took a shot at this bar when I was already drunk and absolutely crushed this Bell it was the

Best feeling in the world oh that would be so dude you know you know how bad I want to be at a bar not sad because this only really happens when people are sad but like at a bar drinking and then just [ __ ] throw a a bottle behind the bar

You know what I’m talking about oh like a shot glass you know like you ever see like someone’s just like at a bar and they’re miserable and they’re just like you know it’s whatever they’re going through and then they drink it and they just [ __ ] launch the be like the the

Bottle behind the bar and it explodes it just like [ __ ] evaporates B I just I want to do that another business idea I just thought of we make uh you know how they have like those like rage rooms yeah but it’s a bar and you could do that instead of

Like being like a regular room with like a [ __ ] TV in it yeah like it’s like a it looks like a bar setup and you canow oh my god dude you know how awesome that would be I don’t know if that’s going to sell buddy why cuz alcohol is expensive

No no no no not like real alcohol there throwing it around the bottles it’s just a staged oh okay like someone you oh you you’re getting rid of your [ __ ] bottles like I’ll take them no I don’t know yeah so this Panera this Panera the The Supercharged lemonade yeah there’s a killer lemonade

Out there and it’s it’s allegedly killing a bunch of people shout out to Panera Bread for uh murdering the masses here allegedly well two is not masses it’s two are singularities it’s massive depending on what you what you think uh I looked it up uh in this drink there’s 260 milligrams of caffeine

In a 20 o serving which is insane dude what then there’s 390 mg in a 30 o serving here’s my question who needs 30 ounces of lemonade listen to me there’s a reason we’re the fattest country on the planet 30 ounces of lemonade is psychotic what’s the recommended daily

Amount for caffeine a day maybe 200 I think so the smallest amount that they have yo what’s in this also Coke a label on the tank States the flavor follow States the flavor followed in smaller print by a claim that the lemonade is plant-based bro who’s walking no one thinks this Lemonade’s

Made of meat yeah it’s plant-based that’s hysterical because I believe unless I’m mistaken caffeine is is from plants so like technically it is plant-based but that’s that’s how they’re getting away with it plant plant-based and clean with as much caffeine as our dark roast coffee maybe

The the whole [ __ ] I know about that 30 gallons of coffee that’s insane dude what oh that’s roughly accurate though arguably misleading since Panera doesn’t sell 30 oun coffees it does however sell a 20 oun light roast with 384 milligrams of caffeine bro this is insane amount of

Caffeine dude that’s nuts and people who have like heart issues or whatever the [ __ ] some some guy he died because he had high blood pressure or something and he drank Dr three of them cuz he thought it was regular lemonade which dude high blood pressure even if there was no

Caffeine that’s a lot of lemonade he didn’t die he probably just [ __ ] spontaneously combusted no he had attack of the heart his heart didn’t attack him it just blew up in his chest his cardiac was arrested by the authorities um dude what how how you’ve got there’s got to

Be like cocaine in it in what possible World dude it was like would one drink need to contain 380 [ __ ] milligrams of caffeine it was like the the Duncan look up the Duncan drink that came out I think it was like last year or something that had like it had more sugar than

Like a box of donuts it was insane and and this is this is why we’re in [ __ ] shambles Dunkin Donuts is not going to be a happy customer for us you know were they ever no they weren’t I I don’t even know how to look that up dude just just

Say I’m looking up Duncan nutrition Dunkin Donuts sugary drink that’s all you need to look up and I guarantee it’ll pop up Dunkin Donuts Duncan’s toy chest that’s a toy store in the city isn’t it in Home Alone oh uh oh here it is Duncan customer goes viral after

Revealing their drinks have as much sugar as 14 Donuts bro I’d rather eat the donuts why I I would rather eat a [ __ ] cyanide pill I’m going to die anyways because of this stuff might as well go out what are the oh it’s a pumpkin swirl frozen

Coffee here’s a rule of thumb I think if you the drink you’re ordering has that many different words it’s probably a lot of sugar yeah the least amount of names for whatever you’re EA frozen delight [ __ ] crust yeah you’re dead yeah can’t do that what do we oh my God this is

Legitimately insane that people there’s going to they like why do all these like fast food chains just like just come up with the most evil [ __ ] in the world I don’t know I don’t know how this is like I don’t know how this is allowed like I

Don’t know like I just don’t get it my friends this is this is what he said my friends this is a pumpkin swirl frozen coffee who the [ __ ] thought it was a good idea to put this on the menu because this drink has 185 gram of sugar in it it’s 46 tpoon of

Sugar 46 times insane uh the amount of sugar in there is equal to 14 glazed Donuts bro give me two glaz donuts and I’m pum one give me one that was microwaved a little bit I’m a [ __ ] happy camper dude oh you microwave your glazes I didn’t know that a warm dut bro

I I’ve had a warm dut before but like I get why people have sex with donuts what yeah like people are there are people out there what do you mean I get it I I don’t think that there’s no one [ __ ] Donuts is it a thing Joey

You know you’re poor Master General look it up I’m not looking up dude’s [ __ ] Donuts no not dudes just look up no I can ass sex with donuts dude obviously you can assume people have put their dick in Donuts before I’m just saying you put a warm glazed donnut in front of

Me I’m going to eat it but a part of me is going to go if I did do this it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world sex with donuts I got to be careful cuz miles uses my computer at home and it’s linked

To sex with donuts donut sex yeah it’s a thing yeah told you boom safe assumption that was an assumption I ate a dut off my boyfriend’s PE penis and it was awesome that sounds cool too hey just give me the dut don’t put it on my penis

Just give it to me I’ll eat it off of my hands I mean no it would be cool it would it getting a dut eaten off your yang yeah cool how how would that be cool someone’s biting around your dick like it’s like a [ __ ] bomb that’s got

About to go off a woman’s mouth near your penis is good 100% of the time unless she’s going for a bite we could well that’s what she’s doing what if she [ __ ] accidentally gets two into the donut and like bites your [ __ ] [ __ ] well who knows um 930 C calories

And 19 194 carbs in that drink as well that’s insane 930 calories we’re all like we’re going to be consumed by this stuff eventually now we wonder why like we’re the mo like country that has like the most like gastrointestinal issues it’s because most of our diet is like

High fructose corn syrup artificially created caffeine yeah [ __ ] heroin you don’t know what if someone put heroin in those drinks basically you’re getting the same high I assume yeah props that’s insane dude there’s got to be heroin in like Captain Crunch because I cannot stop eating that [ __ ] dude Captain

Crunch Christmas crunch F Becca yesterday got the special edition cinnamon toast crunch but it’s apple pie crunch it’s all right the [ __ ] it just tastes like a cinnamony apple pie I don’t like that I it was okay I’m not a biggest fan of apple pie but like it was

Okay I don’t like apple pie do you guys do anything like Christmas day like make a thing all the time we we I’ve told you this before and you you oh yeah you do the the Jewish thing stop it’s not a Jewish thing we can 100% is a Jewish

Thing we could share with them no you’re appropriating Jewish culture no I’m not appropriating Jewish culture Joey oh my coming from the guy that was playing with drel cuz my Jewish friend gave it to me you what Jewish friend Joey I can’t remember you don’t remember you I had

More Jewish friends than you ever had that’s true you did [ __ ] try to come at me we we watch a movie hang out with the kids watch them be joyous give each other gifts love that what if it snow is you a snowball fight if it snows on Christmas yeah mark my

Words I will [ __ ] like it won’t get better than that I’d kill myself I have to probably yeah you go over there drink a Charged lemonade and that’d be it yeah and go out in snow 100,000% Yeah you got to do it oh having snowball fights is so

Fun go is there any part of you that now kind of wants to try this lemonade a little bit no dude I do not react well to that much caffeine yeah if you drink the whole thing but like if you have you want a little sip it’s probably it

Probably tastes good probably just tastes like sugary lemonade that’s it exactly like the lemonade you get at like the like street festivals in New York that ain’t lemonade that ain’t lemonade folks that is just sugar water with a splash of lemon but there is a lot of ice I like

When a drink is filled with ice and you can shake it do you do the shake yeah yeah you or like a see-through cup up and you’re like huh yeah yeah I do like that all right but you can’t have you can’t have that Sugar oh that caffeine

Bro if I have one cold brew like during the summer especially if I’m going to get coffee I’ll ask for an iced coffee rarely do I ever like finish my coffee by the way I try to only have one which I don’t I’m not like a huge coffee

Person to begin with but if it’s a cold brew and I think it’s iced coffee you [ __ ] your pants no I my body’s like I can feel it dude and people drink them like every day yeah I I I’m I mean I imagine if I have

Coffee like if I have a cup of coffee I don’t know what my body will do I had a like how much caffeine is in a tea well that’s the thing so the way that I make my tea you kind oh dude I just really

Want a numerical answer I want I I can’t give you it’s like all right if you’re going to go Frank land on a number I swear to God if there’s more words I’m going to lose it I’m just going to fall asleep probably a standard 12 O cup of

Black tea will have like half the caffeine of a standard 12 oz black cup of coffee what so what’s the answer Frank I I don’t know a number that’s what I’m telling you but I know 95 and a cup of coffee I know so it’s about half of that like the strongest

Tea will give you around half of what the strongest like a regular cup of coffee will give you but like the way that I use say he was going to do this whole [ __ ] story but but the way that I have my tea is I wash out most of the

Caffeine like that’s you can do that yeah how do you do it I’m not going to go into the way that I make my tea right now Joey but now I’m asking and now you don’t want to tell me but but [ __ ] when I don’t want to know you want to

Tell me this whole [ __ ] well what I use is something that is traditionally called The gung Fu method which is an extra like amount of leaves to a smaller amount of water so it’s just they’re more potent batches of tea and you can do it more frequently so what you do for

Most teas except for like green teas or like you know very specific te I regret this I really do regret is you you you pour water in it and then you pour it out and there’s an Chinese proverb that says something along the lines of like

My first I give to my enemies and that’s because the first you know like the first infusion of tea is not as flavorful the leaves need to open up and that kind of washes away most of the caffeine they say give it to your enemies yeah yeah yeah damn D the

Chinese are on wild people wild people it’s like oh that sucks just give it to the people you hate yeah yeah take this piece of [ __ ] so I’m sure there are people watching this that are just like they stopped listening when said te I’m one of them dude I’m here and I I

You know when you asked once you said Gung Fu I was like is he when you asked me about tea at my house that day I like didn’t know how to react because you never do I was just like what I asked him about tea and he I don’t even know your

Reaction was so weird I just didn’t know because like I didn’t know it was like you ran into your celebrity crush and they were like oh my God you’re beautiful and you were like what no no no but it’s like one of those things that like when you’re so into something

That you can’t casually talk about it you know what I mean like I don’t bring up tea to other people because like they’ll ask me a question like that and I can’t give a simple answer like you’ll be like what’s your favorite tea and it’s like we’re going to go back to the

Part where you said you don’t bring up tea to people I don’t I don’t bring up tea to people they bring it up to me as you did at my house that day right Frank do you think I one day was just like how’s how do you feel about

Tea no I know I like tea but I’m not like I don’t talk about it’s like sometimes you walk in here with a dirty tea like a leafy tea I do have some leafy it’s like a in a bottle and then it’s just filled with leaves that’s tea

Baby it’s like a [ __ ] pile in there it’s a big it’s it’s tea correct but I didn’t know how to act that day because like you never asked me and I didn’t know how to like so if there’s so many leaves in there is it more is it more

Caffeinated if there’s more leaves in the T not necessarily I mean if if you do the Gung Fu but you lose as as you do it more so like the more infusions you get you lose more and more of that like so you try to wash out all the I don’t

Try it it’s you’re supposed to open the leaves up like you know cof those first batch to like miles or some here I pour no no I don’t no I don’t I pour it on my teets what’ you say no no no no no no no no bing bing

Bing bing back up back up back up tea pets pets what does that mean is that some sort of like thing that I don’t know what is it Frankie no I need to know seriously you could follow us no no no no what’s what’s a teet tell me you have like little action

Figures or something Frankie what’s a tead what’s a tead so no I’m scared dude quick answer quick answer just get to it just tell me they’re little ceramic animals dude but what do you mean you pour it you pour it on them Frankie explained that I can’t it’s like a thing in China

That like that first batch you pour out so they would make like little cute little pets and then put them on the tea table and then they would pour that first on them so like they have their serving a tea and I got them for like

Like I got them for like the kids like Ruby takes them and plays with them all the time uhhuh so I have like right now I have a little rabbit and I have a little duck he’s a color changing duck but you put it on the table and then you

Just spill [ __ ] on the table well on a tea table it’s like a bamboo table that has like a it’s like a top and like you pour in and there’s like a well in it so oh okay yeah how much do you hate me right now

Not only do you collect toys but now you’re making sure they’re having tea with you you’re having a little tea party is what you’re doing like when a little girl sets up a table and has like Mr bunny rabbit oh gender gender issue [ __ ] everyone could like tea get him

Get this get him and then you’re having a little tea party like Oh Mr rabbit what’s his name no names I’ve never given him names all right well where can they find you when you’re not feeding your tea pets I love how you said that immediately you were like oh I said too

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