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  1. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Instead, squeeze the lemons on the floor and wait for people to trip on the juice. Then help them and they’ll give you money!

  2. “when life gives you lemonade, makes lemons. Life’ll be all like ‘what?!!!’”

    -Phil Dunphy

  3. When life gives you lemons dont make lemonade . Make life take the lemons back . I dont want your damn lemons what am i supposed to do whit these . Ceo of apperture sience . Make life rule the day and it gives Cave Jonshon lemons?Do you know who i am .im the man whos gonna burn your house down …WHIT A LEMON. Ima get my engeneers to invent a cobustible lemon and burn your house down.
    -Cave Jonson

  4. MY personal favourite version of this quote that a classmate made up is: " When life gives you lemons, do make them into lemonade of course but sell it, then grow lemon trees from the seeds, which gives you even MORE lemons. Sell the lemons for a profit, or just have infinite lemonade. Either way works".
    Our whole class just stared at them 😂

  5. My personal favorite: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK, GET MAD!!! I DON'T WHAT YOUR D*MN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER!! I'MA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS!! ILL GET MY SCIENTISTS TO CREATE A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON, TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!